you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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