Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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