If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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