Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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