Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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