Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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