let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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