The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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