she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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