i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Bring me that man meat
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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