Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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