But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
