i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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