So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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