It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
