birth control should be required to get into college
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
