I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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