Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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