I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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