Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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