No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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