I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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