Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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