First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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