i permit you to call me
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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