theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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