is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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