Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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