whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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