Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm too high and old for this...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I currently don't understand fingers.
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