All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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