I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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