I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Someone came in the potted fern
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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