ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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