So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
