Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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