took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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