How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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