we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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