didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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