when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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