I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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