o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
