when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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