Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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