Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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