How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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