is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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