Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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