can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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