Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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