I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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