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Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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