there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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